The one good Carr season was supposed to be a harbinger that we were finally out of the desert, I see now it was the cruelest trick of all. It will be one competent year (which hilariously ended on Christmas Eve when he broke his leg) surrounded by 15 years of awful irrelevance on either side. 

.....Ken Starr is definitely known for reacting appropriately to rape accusations.

Are there any Republican judges who are not pro life? Is this the same as saying “Trump is packing court with Republican judges,” because....yeah that’s what the president does when they win. That’s why more liberals really should have made sure he wasn’t elected president 2 years ago.

Sac bunts are always stupid unless it’s a pitcher doing them. And saying “deal with it” doesn’t make your stupid declaration any more correct.

Well he definitely has a type she looks a lot like his ex-wife.

I love that the argument they use now has shifted from “Well you’re a nerd in a basement who never played the game,” to “Analytics have their place, of course, but also I should be allowed to sacrifice bunt anytime I want to, because analytics should only be one of many tools.” It amounts to the same thing but they…

What is it that you think they should have done that “analytics” told them not to? You lost because 3 of your starters had shitty games in games where the Red Sox starting pitchers didn’t. Are you under the impression that “analytics” said Luis Severino should get shelled?

Their point is stupid. If I told you here is a strategy that will win you more games over the long haul and your answer is, “well I’d like to use one that loses more over the long haul because it’s a shorter series,” would that make any sense to you?

As I’ve pointed out elsewhere, I’m here for the stories of the real people threats, like the dudes coming in through the walls, or down thread here the girl who went on the date with the guy who made her stand in the mirror with him. Those stories are actually scary because threatening humans exist, unlike ghosts,…

Oh no I can be fun, hold on, um....Party rock is in the house tonight....if you’re an adult who believes in ghosts you’re a fucking moron, everybody in this thread has lost their minds, magic isn’t real let’s get real tonight.

Patil wasn’t really a love interest, she went to the ball with Harry because he hadn’t bothered to ask anyone else, maybe you were confusing her with Lavendar Brown whom Ron dates?

.....you think the announcers decide which clips get shown during a game?

I actually came to read the real scary ones like those dudes who were sneaking in through the walls and the guy who came up on the car when the girl was parked. I’m not all that interested in playing make believe here like I’m at a 12 year old at a sleep over. 

They left out some seriously incriminating details. His nephew is probably innocent though.

In this believing my crimes are “believing in science instead of magic.”

Nah it has to kill other people first so I can stubbornly insist it’s from some other cause. It kills me last as payment for my crimes.

Magic isn’t real. Your friend was scared of a child’s imagination and air in some pipes. 

Well how about that shit, I am wrong and sorry.

I read it as a (thinking) 29 year old man and I quite enjoyed it.

Right, but their point was he was nominated after allegations came out which isn’t true, he won a Golden Globe but did not receive an Oscar Nomination after the allegations.