Juno? Did I miss the part where Ellen Page met Michael Cera after a shift at the factory?

I very much doubt you can tell from looking how much sex a woman has had. If prostitutes/porn actresses tend to look run down after a few years it has more to do with drugs than anything.

Then you can’t say to your buddies on the golf course that you’re fucking such and such model/actress.

Pfft..go back to Cincinnati.

Well some comic characters are plenty misogynistic at least...if not tubby and pale.

Yeah that is not remotely true.

You don’t know much about the South or Catholics, do you?

He was good but I’d say Denzel was as good in Fences, without any extracurricular baggage.

Why doesn’t this have 400 stars, yet?

This isn’t included in his postseason stats but he had a complete game win in the 2013 one game playoff with the Rays. Clutchiness isn’t a thing.

Small Sample.

Can someone give me some hard evidence that going left would gain people votes in the general election and not just say it because they feel it? Because catering to the 10% of people on the most liberal edges of the (American) political spectrum doesn’t make such sense to me. You want democrats to go left, start…

Jesus. Take your bad takes to the Dennis and Callahan boards.

He’s had the same mechanics for years now with nary an issue. I don’t think it’s reasonable to suspect he’s any more susceptible to injury this year than any other starter in baseball.

He hasn’t had constant issues. So it’s not that hard to think that. He’s had the same delivery the whole time.

There’s been concerns about that since he was drafted. But we’re what, 7, 8 years down the line now? I don’t think it’s reasonable to say there’s still concerns. He’s proven to be quite durable.

Chris Sale pitched 226 innings last year, what durability issues?

Teddy Roosevelt apologized for inviting an n word to the White House. But sure he’s left of Barack Obama.

My wife and I see all of them every year. Although there’s a baby due in April so this is probably the last year for awhile.

“...even though Brinkley is infinitely more famous.” How old are you Bobby? This line leads me to believe older than I thought.