I lived with my wife for 5 years before marriage, and not a single thing seemed to change after we got married. So I don’t know where she’s coming from here.

Hi, I’m John Smith, employed primarily as not Russian hacker, why do you not love glorious leader Trump?

I’m starting to think John Smith isn’t even his real name.

I think they mean Northwest Connecticut.

Take your win, don’t expect us to suck your dick on top of. Needy ass fucking Patriots fans.

I like Braveheart and all but...has Mel Gibson ever even...apologized for all the stuff he said. I mean has he made even a lukewarm attempt at it. I feel like he’s just said nothing for about 10 years and now’s he back in the game, despite showing no remorse. This would all be fucked up even if he had half assed an…

My father is a 35 year teamster. Everything good in my life comes from the fact that he is in a union job. If you don’t know anyone who appreciates being in a union you need to broaden the circle of people you know.

A fucking fantastic movie. Catch it if you can.

Well I’m sure this would have happened if Hillary Clinton got elected anyway, because I read in a comment section that she’s “basically” a Republican.

You are a mistaken, she is shortening the classic term “You do you” as in do whatever works for you. She is not inquiring if that really works for them.

My wife got shoved once is not the same as “almost got into a fist fight”

Nothing will change for her? The Green Party will suddenly have millions more dollars with the left over money, she’s not doing it out of the kindness of her heart.

I for one don’t think everyone who disagrees with me is a monster. Mitt Romney’s politics are not the same as mine but I think he’s a honest man who’s trying to help his country. That is different from anyone else associated with this cabinet thus far.

Seems like you could just easily substitute “As a human” for any civil rights issue and it about covers why you should support it.

To the people who “defiantly threw their vote away on a third party candidate” go fuck yourself.

I loved Bill Simmons in 2001. But I was 16 years old I was a fucking idiot. He has a lot of stupid opinions he asserts pretty authortatively.

I called myself out of high school once, and then my mom called the school to remind me about my orthodontist appointment........2 days in school suspension.

Look at the actual polls, he’s around 20% in Utah, closing in on the margin of error, he’s the only one with a realistic chance of winning any actual state. It’s nice that Stein and Johnson are going to get no electoral votes on more ballots.

And has an actual chance of winning a state.

Let’s be fair. Deeply troubled women are certainly the only who have had enthusiastic sex with Donald Trump.