Hrm....either you're a blue blood from Litchfield or a hick from one of the other farm towns (Cornwall, Goshen, Thomaston or *shudder* Northfield) I can't tell which.

Born and raised in Torrington....high school football is not important there. Not even a little. People are more fired up about the same car show they have every Saturday Night in the McDonald's parking lot.

Drew Magary I love your writing, but I also love baseball......please stop crapping on baseball.

I agree with you sir.

....I'm not sure is that an Office reference to when Jim worked there?

I had always thought of suburbs being specifically sprawl housing and no urban center, but it turns out that's not the definition...so my bad.

This is the same website that called Stamford, a city with over 100,000 people a suburb.

Or he just had a slump at an unfortunate time.....either one.

In what way did he not play well, and how was that related to his "own shortcomings." He's been one of the best players in baseball the last 4 years, he has nothing to apologize to Texas about.

Just on the internet where everything's a bad movie, everyone I know loves it.

Yeah 99% of people can't afford that, so we don't give a shit if rich people are inconvenienced.

Yeah gays, is it too much to ask to just watch a bunch of guys grabbing and slamming into each other? In acts of aggression that contain both fury and beautiful motion. Building in tension until the sweet sweet release of climax.

You don't speak for straight people.

If Greg wants to go through the trouble of naming a non-QB non-RB MVP how the fuck does JJ Watt not make his list? Because he likes to dance. Seems like any non RB and non QB list would start with him. Or is arguing with him on his own terms mean I've already lost the battle?

Yeah I responded negatively to that sentence as well. Cedar Rapids is at 85% on rottentomatoes. I tend to find it annoying when writers slip in their opinions as if they're indisputable fact. It feels like he's trying to retcon the reaction to the movie. Maybe a sentence more like "Cordry has made a habit of doing…

Well I just looked it up and you're completely right, that just blew my mind. My apologies.

So word.

Really?

Yes the only reasonable course is casual bigotry. Good for you, fighting the good, intolerant fight, you're an American hero.

I love the indignant posturing of your post building up to your dismissive use of "gays" at the end. Accepted nomenclature is homosexual sir. Thanks for proving the post right.