Just when I think popular feminism can’t get any stupider, some improbably named douche called Alexsandro shows up to let us know how fucking dumb it can get.

Iggy’s “modeling career” is a joke. Despite her height, she was only signed after she was famous, by Wilhelmina’s international division (read: not a real model), and she has done jack shit after being signed because no one wants to be associated with wackness.

He’s fifty, like Perry Farrell

OK. I hear you, and share your low opinion of the industry, and thanks for your comment. Just to be clear, I don’t think it’s a judgment call to describe porn actors as prostitutes (or sex workers, if you wanna get real specific about it). It’s not that I think we should judge porn performers, but I also don’t think…

Um. What?

I never thought of Ms. Parks as an old lady, but I did first understand her as a random citizen suddenly standing up for what was right. Then later, when I found out that she was chosen for this deliberate act ... well, I just always smile when I think of Miss Rosa Parks, OG ninja.

Yes, I was transplanted from St. Anthony’s hospital to Gramercy Park. You got me, man. You got me. :p

Honey, I ain’t no transplant. I was born in Brooklyn. That amazing little corner restaurant can go fuck itself. With you on insufferable Manhattan twats, but some of us are here due to family/work obligations.

being a prick about everything in general

I’M SORRY MISS JACKSON, I AM FOR REEEEEAL

I never said one word about closing costs. Oh my god. Stop telling me about your fucking windfall. And for your records, I’m not a failure. My credit rating is 840, and I don’t own because I live/work in Manhattan and I prefer having money in the bank. I really am happy for you, your parents seem like good people, but…

LOL

You really just responded to me so you could publicly post an actual dollar amount to let everyone know again exactly what a spoiled child you are?

It’s not unintelligible so much as a bunch of tired, fragmented “statements” strung together, imparting nothing except your own misplaced superiority. It could only be more salady if you did that twatty thing with the periods: Reading. Comprehension. Try. It. Read. Something.

Seriously. Reading comprehension. Try it. Read something. Think about it. Read it again to make sure your initial impression is correct.

You’re gonna need to tell me exactly what I’m not comprehending, schoolmarm, because your word salad of condescension isn’t helping me out. Please do go on about intelligent discourse. PS, I read for a fucking living

Wow. Let me say first off, I bow to your impressive body of knowledge, and even moreso the time you take to set the record straight, which can be a futile effort even when “greying” is not involved. I admire anyone who makes the effort to do that.

I am sorry if I seemed uncivil. But the whinging about “greys” here at Gawker Media ... it’s just so sad. And people do it all the time, so when you brought it up I couldn’t help myself in saying that caring whether you are grey or not seems really, really stupid. It’s not personal. And I don’t see how I failed to…

This is the first time I’ve been called a SJW, and for calling out a spoiled brat no less. Carry on, brave comrade of Internetting. I have been shown.

Oh please, it’s totally a vanity thing. I have been here since 2007, routinely churning through names/burners, and somehow people, like yourself, still manage to see and respond to my comments. IDGAF about people who don’t show pending, and the desperadoes begging to be ungreyed need to grow a pair already.