+1 mensch

I loved it when that loser got perma-banned. You know it drove him fucking crazy.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

You seem like someone very familiar with how to pull an argument through a knothole. Not saying you've done a good job of that here. Your comment is ridiculous. But it does seem like you're able to contort logic into a pretzel stick in order to convince yourself that you're making a really good point.

The problem with this argument is that literally nobody thinks the people of North Korea are somehow “bad.” This isn’t some cultural misunderstanding, nobody’s sitting there going “Gee, man, I don’t know about those 5 year-old North Korean dirt farmers. They seem pretty sketchy.”

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

Ketchup

Guys, don’t infuse mysticism into a religion based on a 2000 year old book about a man with magical powers and a sky man.

“Hand me the fucking keys you cocksucker, what da fuck?”

The burden of proof is put upon the victim and there’s often a bias toward innocence,

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Omarosa begs the question: What in the holy hell did Michael Clark-Duncan see in her?

“Burnett likes to say that he ‘makes a picture’ instead of ‘takes a picture.’”

Differential includes acute floor magnetism and spontaneous mullet implosion

What a fucking shit this woman is.

Well...I guess CrossFit is better than ISIL, but don’t make me say it twice.

Counterpoint: Tandoori Chicken

Parts of the chicken, ranked:

How is wing formed? How Chicken get pragnent?