The benefits of having a robot brain in a real-world fighter jet are obvious. A computer doesn’t get fatigued. It doesn’t get a case of the Mondays. It doesn’t have personal problems to bring to work and it doesn’t have its own set of morals that might interfere with its interpretation of orders.

Seriously. The only reason the media, including Gawker, is going to beat the drum of any poll that shows Trump doing well is because they need to maintain the image of a horse race, just as they did in 2012 where it was obvious Romney wasn’t winning. BUT, I am still afraid of a Trump win.

In visual form, and with an equivalent shrug:

Old person here. I don’t get You Tube “stars”. I can't imagine sitting at my computer watching random people do shit

(shrug)

Editorial recommendation: All instances of the oxymoron “YouTube Star” should be replaced with the more accurately descriptive, “some dick on the internet.”

At least Erdely has recognized the need to retire from public life for a while. The same cannot be said of the blogger who so virulently attacked commenters for pointing out what turned out to be the major flaws in Erdely’s reportage. The mass predation of men upon women is at the heart of so many societal ills, and…

Ew. God. Look at those people. They are awful. Without the article or the headline that’s apparent. And then it is so much worse than you expect just by looking at them. And you expect them to be pretty gross.

Pretty sure that eating plants that you’re unfamiliar with is a big no-no. I think eating mystery plants would easily fall under ego and incompetence.

Alfredo sauces can be more healthy if you make them yourself. Much of the cream can be replaced with starchy water from the pasta itself.

Robots trump humans whenever it comes to jobs that are too dull, dirty, or dangerous for humans to do. In other words, they make the perfect lawyers.

Just to be clear: Pat Summit, Muhammad Ali and Buddy Ryan are dead, but Skip Bayless is totally fine.

I only finished this book because I was powered by the incandescent rage with which I hated it.

I like going to (old) people’s houses and removing Fox News from their channel lineups and then having them get incensed that their cable system dropped it.

Yeah, her fellow mediocre white women won’t like it. And there’s tons of those on Jezebel trying to reach Taylor Swift levels of financial success and attractiveness but they’re just a sea of unfulfilled Lena Dunham knockoffs.

Frances Bean Cobain has been married and divorced already?!?

Wino forever

So your ‘88 Sentra wouldn't start again this morning?

Wonderful. So the grunt of the future, who is already loaded with 80 pounds of gear, will also have to carry yet another 45 pounds of cameras and batteries and computer shit, thus making it impossible for him to run more than 19 yards without having to gasp for breath and making him three times more likely than he…