I stopped telling people that I’m a veteran (in real life, obviously.)

Nyet homo!

Ne pas homo, bro!

Now that you’ve said that I am 100% against it. If Darrell Issa said that TSA should not be allowed to put their fingers in our butts, I’d drop my pants and spread my cheeks at every security checkpoint just to make sure I am still opposed to everything Issa believes.

Well, human behavior isn't going to change, so instead of blaming passengers, TSA should adjust to reality. Plus, the recent huge spike in lines in Chicago (and then, after outcry, miraculous shortening), shows that TSA self-sabotage and general incompetence has a lot to do with the problems.

The government is run by anti-government types that constantly claim that the government is broken. Why else are the ATF, TSA, VA failures?

Seriously, I’d no idea this game was even associated with Black Culture, EVERYBODY played Spades in the military. Or least when I was in. I spent the better part of year in Korea drunk and/or playing Spades. I still remember my partner and my elaborate signaling system based on how we held the cards in our hands.…

You failed to add another important place Spades is played: anywhere there is downtime in the US Army, which is where this Caucasian learned how to play Spades (and Dominoes too, but Black Dominoes, not Latino Dominoes)

Working hard to secure contracts and obtain visas for Shell Oil?

Upwards of 10,000 if you have a 12v blender.

Obvious:

The Ground Whitlocks

They look downright sporty to me.

IDK honestly Amy seems like she has some dashes of douche herself. Her core values seem to be in the right place but her memoir had some cringey moments and that whole thing about her ridiculous violation of water usage laws at her house in LA makes me wonder.

Douche Bro who kept the ball looks like Miles Teller, which only further exponentiates the douchiness.

Cavs in 9

I can’t wait to hear her story. Actually, I am more interested in hearing about her husband. Are they still married? Or has he gone back to men?

Secretly steal things from their homes when you visit them. DVDs, jewelry, etc. The finances will start to even out in the long run.

notoriously rust prone aluminum

Who the fuck drops a load of landscaping blocks into their truck bed from 5 feet above the bed in the real world? This is how you break all the landscaping blocks you just bought and thus have to go buy them again.