Went to the NYT article looking for something to snark on, but then I saw this and felt a flicker in my cold dead heart. D’awwwww.

How is it possible that the NCAA can spend years investigating Miami and USC for hiring some strippers and giving some pro prospects Escalades, then straight-facedly punish them for a “lack of institutional control” but fucking Baylor and Tennessee get off scot fucking free?

Just wanted to chime in about another boxer. Seems like the big names in boxing are always all dicks (this jerk-off, Mayweather). I was staying in a hotel this last weekend for a wedding and Terence Crawford and his buddies were right across the hallway. They introduced themselves and invited us to a celebration party…

I just figured it was a race and I'm undefeated.

Typhon and Echidna approve.

Also, where the fuck is this kid’s public defender? Didn’t s/he even bother reading the goddamn statute before allowing him to enter a guilty plea on a FELONY CHARGE?? Jesus christ!

OKC has won exactly zero more championships than the Detroit Pistons have in the last 12 years, and reached the NBA finals the exact same number of times.

I realize it not everyone’s cup of tea, but I do love the steelies on these Jeep variations.

Correction: Hitler was about to be taken by The Russians when he offed himself.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

Technically, after Corsica and Tenerife he was only a half-Nelson .

Why didn’t any of the English sailors use the Full Nelson? Worked once before.

you know, marriage in and of itself is patriarchal. So the notion that one is getting married, but is fired up about name traditions really makes no sense.

This might be an unpopular opinion, but as a married guy I suggest you continue to go by Hannah.

Great article as always.

if you’re incapable of getting your idea across in three minutes this does not speak well of your idea

You’ve already bludgeoned this silly video to death, so I’m going to bitch about Peter Singer instead. Singer is the epitome of over-rationalized utilitarianism that leads to absurd conclusions and the absence of a workable morality. And it leads to videos like this. So 2 strikes.

I can imagine saying lots of preposterously stupid things and in that case I’d certainly like the chance to be corrected