I just figured it was a race and I'm undefeated.

Typhon and Echidna approve.

Also, where the fuck is this kid’s public defender? Didn’t s/he even bother reading the goddamn statute before allowing him to enter a guilty plea on a FELONY CHARGE?? Jesus christ!

OKC has won exactly zero more championships than the Detroit Pistons have in the last 12 years, and reached the NBA finals the exact same number of times.

I realize it not everyone’s cup of tea, but I do love the steelies on these Jeep variations.

Correction: Hitler was about to be taken by The Russians when he offed himself.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

Technically, after Corsica and Tenerife he was only a half-Nelson .

Why didn’t any of the English sailors use the Full Nelson? Worked once before.

you know, marriage in and of itself is patriarchal. So the notion that one is getting married, but is fired up about name traditions really makes no sense.

This might be an unpopular opinion, but as a married guy I suggest you continue to go by Hannah.

Great article as always.

if you’re incapable of getting your idea across in three minutes this does not speak well of your idea

You’ve already bludgeoned this silly video to death, so I’m going to bitch about Peter Singer instead. Singer is the epitome of over-rationalized utilitarianism that leads to absurd conclusions and the absence of a workable morality. And it leads to videos like this. So 2 strikes.

I can imagine saying lots of preposterously stupid things and in that case I’d certainly like the chance to be corrected

“I like my beats hard like two day old shit, steady eating booty MC’s like cheese grits.”

Midnight Marauders was my fucking shit son... I still bump this shit in the car ... i know the youngsters are like “what is this shit?”... and im like “bitch, this shit is still on another level your crap rap will never be on... ever.” Yeah, im 37.

Learned somethin’ new about Drew today, respect. RIP to a legend, 45 is 45 too soon.