“Another piece of evidence of why migration of violent, oafish, addlepated, lumbering Swedes should be severely curtailed.” — Sons of Norway press release

Eh, I get your point, but nobody said that about Bush in 2000. Remember, 9/11 hadn’t happened yet. The argument against him, at the time, was that he was an unqualified, unserious, culturally retrograde doofus running against the sitting Vice President.

Has there been any insight into why she does so well with African American voters given her spotty history regarding their interests? It seems so bizarre to the point of being baffling.

Considering Wasserman has tried every dirty trick this primary season short of hiring newsboys to draw Hitler mustaches on every front page picture of Bernie, I am not surprised she’ll back anyone who gives her money that’s green.

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Good call. Your joke was better.

Jamri Traylor Destroys A Man’s Constitution With Alley-Oop Dunk

I’ve never flown El Al, but I’m 1000% certain that if I had ever delayed a flight by refusing to sit in my assigned seat, any airline I’ve ever flown would have responded by getting my ass off the plane to let rational people get to their destinations. They need to stop accommodating bigots.

Also, if your religion prohibits you from interacting with literally half the people on the planet, your religion probably sucks.

Lol Kevin Garnett is a fake tough guy

I think Chrissy is a lot of fun, but this is fair. She DOES poop, sit in it, then ask, “Wait, why is there poop on me?”

I heard they say about the CH-53: “Don’t worry about an oil leaking CH-53, just worry about a non-oil leaking CH-53, it probably has runned dry... "

*SPOILERS*

The fact that Alicia Vikander is getting a nomination in a movie not named Ex Machina is a shame. That movie got shafted at the awards this year :(

Or, you could just go through your card statement. You know, like a normal person would?

I have this horrible reaction to some people (just a few) where I just don’t like their faces. It’s shallow and mean and based on nothing, NOTHING but superficiality. Renee Zellweger? Don’t like her face. Those twins on that Disney Show where they live in a hotel (?). Don’t like their faces. The Property Brothers?…

Regional differences in the rules of Knifey-Spoony often lead to fisticuffs.

Actually, no, it wasn’t about effort. Papelbon was annoyed at Harper’s comments after he tried to bean Machado.

Some people are good at making money, some people make great art, I’m good at at sniffing out a somewhat appropriate gif from a mile away. Now if only I could monetize that...

Well, in Tavarish’s defense… he’s an idiot.