It may be priced correctly according to Hagerty, but it is worth what someone is willing to pay for it. And that aint $34k.

Is this a satirical portrait of a bitter, humorless feminist? I can’t tell.

HOUSTON, YOU HAVE A MASCOT PROBLEM

The wheels are easily the ugliest part of that Viper.

My personal reco: buy a 1.75 of Buffalo Trace and never be sad again. Best bang for buck of any alcohol anywhere on Earth as far as I can tell.

1. Buy in bulk.

Are they all emails that are like “It’s pretty reliable, except for the time the maximal guibo went out. And the interior lights don’t work when I’m in third gear. Oh, and this is my sixth engine, and the doors melted off twice in the garage. But it’s been pretty reliable overall.”

I like how you guys whine constantly about the evils of political correctness until one of you is correctly identified as an idiot, at which point you become very very concerned about civil discourse and protecting the precious feeeeeeeewings of the hopelessly dumb.

“Because of his business background. I feel like Washington needs somebody new and non-establishment, and I think Washington could use a good businessman who knows how to fix the budget. Our economy is not doing so great. There is so much fiscal irresponsibility. I think having a good Republican president would…

Greg Howard is a good writer. This article was not very good.

Geneses.

Show me a 1/2 ton that hauls anything but air and ego.

Not since Chris Kluwe’s last article on Deadspin has a Vikings kicker received such badly spelled feedback.

So much for having a shut-down vas deferens.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

It’s all in jest. If the SEALS released photos with all these goofy poses we’d make fun of them too.

(Never Hope. Hoping is how you get hurt.)

I am so sad that the football team in my area might move to another area. It is the same thing as torture. Instead of having the football team in my area, I won’t. I am having a torture done upon me. I purchased a jersey! Now I have sad torture happening on my betrayed brain. Oh lament and scream! I am alone with my…

The fact they didn’t choose the Raiders seems to me like it will bone them the hardest. Nobody was an LA Rams fan... I’m from LA and most of my friends either like a random team from their childhood (Cowboys, Packers, Broncos) or they still bleed Silver and Black. Nobody gives a shit about the Chargers or the Rams.

i’ll eat it like it’s one block. dgaf. i chomp on my string cheese too. thug life.