When things like this pop up up I am grateful that my late teens years/ early 20s were spent pursuing the perfect crusty punk freak folk lifestyle. I could give two shits about things I cant afford; retailers engineer discontent to wage war against your well being, ensuring that you will continually chase after the…

Buy my app, bobby. I offer daily inspirational quotes like:

So much 1998 in this pic

Because you bleat about them constantly, and they’re so embarrassingly stupid as to be easily memorable. Plus there’s this amazing new thing (it is neither new nor amazing) where you can click on some dumbass’ name and see every dumbassed thing they have ever posted, and you’re a nonstop factory of idiotic rightwing…

How do you know my political values, Mr. Immediate Judgy?

You know, maybe you’d be less exhausted about constantly having to defend your idiotic political values if you, y’know, had slightly less idiotic political values?

I’m sure every music publication has been sitting on a pre-written Scott Weiland obit for so long that they had to proofread it this morning to make sure the references were still current.

“Article 5 No player shall twist, turn, or pull the facemask of an opponent in any direction.”

Intent does not matter.
Severity does not matter.
The only way the call is wrong, is if Rodgers’ facemaks is not turned by the lineman.
Like 90% of the NFL’s rules. The ref didn’t blow it. The rule is poorly written.

PS- If you…

“Doth I read an article making mild jest of a known and rather amusing quirk of a head coach? Well then I must retort with a deflection toward a completely unrelated subject regarding a completely unrelated team. O, how pithy mine wit be!”

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

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You know, for the life of me, I don’t understand why the Fox Mustangs get all the love over the 3rd gen Camaros. I think they look fantastic.

It’s less about making the suspension lighter, and more about making a lighter frame.

Jameis, you idiot. Detroit didn’t even play St. Louis yesterday.

When I was a kid it was cool to see Dr. J (and even Kareem) have a season-long retirement tour around the league.

Seriously. When I first heard about this yesterday, I assumed Kobe was pulling a Mike Schmidt/Ken Griffey Jr. and retiring midseason because he can no longer step on the court without embarrassing himself. Did anyone seriously think there was a chance he would come back next season?