I’m a Marine veteran. Fuck this opportunistic clownshoe.

It’s cedilla.

You probably wonder why people don't like you.

The funny thing is: literally nobody ever uses the names. I was a rifleman, but we always called ourselves 0311's, aka the MOS code.

That front 3/4's shot is still brutal.

That's a shame, seeing as how the pro-birth movement had been so driven by logic and facts until now.

Because English is the lingua franca. I think this what most people believe the word "ironic" means.

Ahem, "liberated" the USPS, from the tyranny of having adequate operational funding.

Darrell Issa is shilling for TSA privatization. That may explain some of its unpopularity.

Navy = Jail with a bonus chance of drowning.

I never saw an officer play spades though. They stuck to cribbage. Nerds.

Join the Navy. Fastest way to learn.

Finance is a dog eat dog world.

Where is Tony Stewart when you need him?

Jesus, I've seen better interiors on riding lawnmowers.

The weddings are ridiculous. I encourage all my wife's friends to elope.

Slowly exhale while vibrating your vocal cords and making shapes with your lips and tongue, it's this new thing called talking.

This is the best way to live life. Deuce immediately followed by shower.

You sound worked up. A nap might help.