Irregardless, Boston sucks.

“Amortization schedules, how the fuck do they work? And I don’t wannna hear from no economist, y’all giving my jobs to foreigners and gettin’ me pissed.”

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

It’s like a gal I work with that wears a sleeveless wool sweater and bitches about being cold. I asked her is she wore a fur bikini in the summer, and now we no longer speak.

I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

Someone didn’t “lose their hat.” That hat is just all that’s left of someone that will show up on a milk carton some time in the next week.

Pictured: Gar Foreman.

what’s the deal with hispiters!!!

Better yet, have the fans play the actual tackle football game, with the players coaching. I’d watch a bunch of overweight PFTCommenters shred an ACL or two trying to live their football glory. Well, I’d watch a taped and edited 1 hour version of it

Pretty sure that’s MXC you’re thinking of.

Now all I want is for Steve Smith to come out of retirement and kick everyone’s ass at dodgeball.

True to the spirit of Carmelo, this is the barely-beating the shot clock, contested twenty-footer of trades.

by every barometer, the quality of the game is better on Thursday night.”

Are Toby Keith and White America in scare quotes because you’re implying they don’t actually exist? Because Toby Keith is frighteningly real, my friend. His music has terrorized ears for years.

I’ll start the flu takes-

12 brazilian? Wow that’s a lot. I thought there were only like 7 billion people in the world. Learned something new today.

Hey Gruden! I got your Spider 2 Y Banana right heeeeeeere!

You forgot dribbling.

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance, Dribbling.

Dealing with grief is a 12-step process. Fortunately, Westbrook took 5 whole steps tonight.