The Dan Snyder Racial Slurs play their stupid, embarrassing games in Maryland. Please don’t associate them with the good and fun teams of Washington, D.C.

Oh no, do these types of rules apply to commenters? Asking for a buddy.

We’re going to have to let you go, Norm.

Oh no, do these types of rules apply to commenters? Asking for a friend.

Oh no, do these types of rules apply to commenters? Asking for a friend.

Seriously, can any of you even imagine a world in which poor people got to eat but we didn’t have Vanderbilt university? Then who would come in last in the SEC?

and then the rest of the movie is boring filler

Thanks so much for the help you guys. :)

I don’t even read comment sections and yet the suggestion of “DON’T BUY A CAR” on a car website was so dire that I found myself summoned as if by a brace of wizards.

I’m going to have to ask you to leave now, please. Don’t make a scene.

Yeah, Costas is good. Tirico’s good too. We should appreciate those who are very good at a very hard job that most people aren’t good at.

I guess things are coming full circle. Now all we need is for NBA2K eSports to become more popular than real basketball, so that people stop playing real basketball, and then decades later some marketing guy can get the brilliant idea that people would love to play a real life version of the video game.

Incidentally, Speed 3 is also what the bus driver was on.

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

Sounds like quite a St. Bonadventure.

God I fucking miss this guy!

Let’s remember some other presidents:
Benjamin Harrison

Tim Duncan famously backed Joe Lacob down in the paint and, then being sure to keep his pivot foot firmly planted, gave two strong head fakes, before going up with a two handed lay-up using the glass.

“I believe I made that catch, sir. With this hand. See?”

Big deal. His kind of game might be conducive to winning a Final Four or the occasional Olympics, but he’ll retire without a ring (unlike his brother LaLebron).