kinda looking for actual evidence

He looks like Mega Man about to get on a dirt bike

You've got to be about. Nothing about this is sad. It's a sunglasses commercial about seeing what's out there. If you're a real person you're a fucking idiot.

It’s that time again... time to microwave some hamsters. : |

Looks a bit like Robocop.

Well he has real life friends, has gotten laid and doesn’t live in his mom’s basement or have a neckbeard.... so he doesn’t meet the requirments.