“...and in other news, rapists everywhere ecstatic for some reason...”

I think by the time we’re living in cities orbiting Jupiter, MRSA will have been relegated to the dustiest corner of a CDC freezer.

Ew, really? Thanks for saving the time reading that. I was prepared to say about the guy, “thanks a lot, asshole...” for coming up with the most romantic idea I’ll never top.

“Hey, let’s all stand in the way! Won’t that be nice?”

Pffft.

Welp, I’ll never look at my Fleshlight the same way again...

You know, I have seen some cool toys in my life, but these take the taco, pal!

I went there for just 3 days back in 2003. We drove there from Ontario. So really only had one full day. Didn’t matter. 11/10, left indelible mark on me. Dying to go back.

I think he/she thinks people are still so stupid they will still try to sue.

Then let’s do away with all those pesky seatbelts. And airbags. And crumple zones. Heck, just stick a giant spike out the middle of the steering wheel.

Powerful Butt Quiet is the next South Park game.

Powerful Butt Quiet is the next South Park game.

The thing about Alien(s) is, from what I’ve taken from it, is that humans were sometimes the villain too.

Agree with this, I hated that Dent died. As much as I loved DKR, seeing him have to go after both Bane AND Dent would have been cool.

Give reasons?

Not with a bang, but a *bwip!*

Yeah, I saw that when I googled it. It’s from Family Guy, where, if you’re in ze Los Angeles area, und vould like tickets to Hitler, call 213...

Not since eating KFC, no.

Rich white people are too scared to go to Popeye’s?

Imagine the dick that gave that pearl necklace, ha-cha-cha-cha...