I need a saga. What’s the saga?...

Don’t type-yell at me, but, do PS3 controllers not work?

Funny how actual opiates are cheaper, ain’t it? When exactly did we come full circle on that?

Kids are the cement shoes of life. That’s why I can binge watch whatever I want *smug face*. Alone.

I actually had to check to see if Kevin James Makes That Face Again was a real show... which is sad, but luckily, the world hasn’t fallen into complete chaos.

Tsk. My hemisphere sucks *kicks pebble*

I don’t know, I’ve been seeing an show up a lot. Heck, they said it all the time on Old New Top Gear. Of course, they seemed to be emphasizing heavily.

You guys are gonna get sued again.

Anyone else think they just blocked off a room with a VR headset in it way back in 2003 and just re-opened it now to say “hey, this’ll be a thing”?

Don’t let your twenties end on a sour note like mine did...

Circa 2000-and-late, maybe.

“...Theirs not to make reply; Theirs not to reason why...”

So, which one’s can I bang?

“Gee, would I like my party to die at this critical juncture now that I haven’t saved in a long time, or should I just tuck it between my legs and run... hmm...”

Geez, his dick is huge.

I’d rather a Delorean that barely goes 88mph.

Willdotidotamdot ruins cars. But, he does give back to his community. So I guess it’s okay.

...kinda compensating, aren’t we?

Shit. Devry was my safety.