I still think it weird to see Dragon Age stuff pop up ever now and again... Not for any bad reasons, it’s just that, the game (Inquisition) released a bit of a while ago, and then was quickly surpassed in terms of public attention for Witcher 3, which is a game that has sustained its consistent popularity (maybe…

I always lay off people if they forget my name. I do it all the fucking time.

Inmate 1: “I can’t wait to use these skills out there in the real world!”
Inmate 2: “...Wait, didn’t you get life with no chance of parole, and aren’t you like 58?”
Inmate 1: “...Shut up and hand me the screw tool...”

The Hypnotoad.

Unreal*.

“Oh, I see on your resume (BTW thanks for bringing an actual resume, and not, like, a bar coaster, or something) that you were in a program designed to reintegrate felons back into society. That’s great...

‘Cuz the robots took their license plate jobs?

I’m Old School.

“Louisiana Governor Tells Trump To Lend A (Tiny) Hand Or GTFO”

There’s righteous, which is what I think most of us are capable of being, and then there’s just plain ol’ wrongteous.

...must... build wall... must... keep... inferior metals... out...

“...and Grimes.”

At the scale these worlds are at, is it possible to have such drastically different climates, frozen tundras next to tropical beaches?

Gross.

Huh.

He’s only campaigning because he’s running it like a short term business.

He’s undeniably good looking. He’s hot. He’s capable of being gross, yes, but he cleans up. He’s bulkier now. But that can be lost.

They say a swan’s neck is the best thing you could ever wipe your ass with.

It was weird. It was out of seemingly nowhere. They both seemed uncomfortable, Leo as a young rising star destined for greater greatness who is on TLC at primetime rather than a big Hollywood set, Blaine, an older looking (at least) magician wondering why he’s doing interstitials with Jack “I couldn’t con my way onto…