I still think it weird to see Dragon Age stuff pop up ever now and again... Not for any bad reasons, it’s just that, the game (Inquisition) released a bit of a while ago, and then was quickly surpassed in terms of public attention for Witcher 3, which is a game that has sustained its consistent popularity (maybe…

I always lay off people if they forget my name. I do it all the fucking time.

Inmate 1: “I can’t wait to use these skills out there in the real world!”
Inmate 2: “...Wait, didn’t you get life with no chance of parole, and aren’t you like 58?”
Inmate 1: “...Shut up and hand me the screw tool...”

The Hypnotoad.

Unreal*.

“Oh, I see on your resume (BTW thanks for bringing an actual resume, and not, like, a bar coaster, or something) that you were in a program designed to reintegrate felons back into society. That’s great...

‘Cuz the robots took their license plate jobs?

I’m Old School.

Orange is the new Black.

Agreed. I can’t fathom how certain clips of TV shows that should very much be instantly found are actually non-existent on Google.

“Louisiana Governor Tells Trump To Lend A (Tiny) Hand Or GTFO”

Man: “Honey, I’m late for work without a shirt on.”
Woman: “No, please stay and **** me, you know I can’t resist your lure in those jeans!”

Cloaca-blocking.

There’s righteous, which is what I think most of us are capable of being, and then there’s just plain ol’ wrongteous.

...must... build wall... must... keep... inferior metals... out...

“...and Grimes.”

At the scale these worlds are at, is it possible to have such drastically different climates, frozen tundras next to tropical beaches?

Gross.

Huh.