I think it's why I'm still fond of him. He did a good sex idiot.

Our hearts will go on

We’re not dying.

An ode to Jezebel, by Sodburger:

Oh u didn’t know.. Not only are black ppl lazy but they are simultaneously responsible for all the bad shit that happens. It's the most fucked up magic trick

But really, what did anyone expect when the universe combined Donald Trump with Florida?

DID DOWNTON ABBEY TEACH YOU NOTHING!??!

I think that only applies to the crown and who gets to be King/Queen. I don't think it covered everyone else with titles. Also, my memory is fuzzy but I believe parliament pushed that through, with no protest from the crown, but I don't think the Queen was entirely behind it. I could be totally wrong though, I can't…

This guy is essentially a Chinese female gymnast. How can he POSSIBLY be 25 years old?!

Please note that Hugh here is not in fact the eldest child of his father but the eldest son, because aristocratic inheritance still works according to primogeniture, meaning the parts of the sixth duke’s estate tied up with the title can’t go to women.

Please don’t will this sick thought in to the universe.

The new TS6 record will just show up overnight on everyone’s iPhone7 and the circle of hate will be complete.

Debi Thomas won silver in 1988 then went on to become an orthopedic surgeon. Now she’s broke and living in a trailer.

http://jezebel.com/oksana-chusovi… they did! Yesterday

I’m not an ally, I can’t even get out of the fucking greys.

I will take two Australias, a New Zealand and a United States.

I miss Thighlights.

You are my favorite Deadspin writer.

me if i ever see these thighs in real life

If only someone had tweeted at Hitler to go fuck himself.