Peter Parker isn't 16 in the comics, maybe they flip the concept?

Update, looks like I was right:

You’re arguing with a troll who is definitely not a kid in an NYC public school and could not fucking care less about POC access to musical theater.

I applaud the racial diversity that was highlighted but I’m disappointed there wasn’t more attention on Spring Awakening. They did have a performance on the broadcast, which is wonderful. This was the first time a show was on Broadway (not off-Broadway, etc.) that had numerous Deaf actors in lead roles and the actors…

But most of the terrorist attacks in Europe were committed by European citizens. ISIS has recruits from all over the world, especially European countries such as France, Belgium, Germany, and the UK. Do you want to ban immigration from those countries as well? Also, remember the mass shooting committed in the US by…

Sorry but I just need to vent. If I see one more news story on this where they neglect to mention that this attack was directed at a Gay Nightclub, I might scream. So many news shows are clearly avoiding the fact that it was directed at the LGTQI community and is a hate crime. They keep saying “Nightclub” and that’s…

Seconding the McEwan. Definitive. Rutherford was grand, though.

Weekend at Christie’s.

david suchet has ruined, absolutely ruined the chances for anybody to even be half as good at poirot, (overly dramatic? NOT!)

Who is mentioned in the source article!

“The problem isn’t the enjoyment or even use of ideas outside of your natural milieu; the fact that people learn and grow from one another and enjoy each other’s cultures is, to state it plainly, beautiful. But black people have reason to fear that this will turn out to be an…

Orange is NOT the New Black. Lol

In retrospect this kind of makes me LOL at when everyone was calling for Phelp’s head because he was caught with the bong.

YES. FUCK YES.

I’ll support Brock Turner the Rapist for the Olympics if it means he contracts Zika, becomes sterile, and then dies when I stab him in the face with a red hot poker.

Him to stop being a bitch.

I, uh, might have just finished reading one that involved seven men, one woman, and completely implausible pool sex. I’m sure that the difference between our assessments is purely due to sampling error and not a reflection of anything about me.

Wait, don’t they “clean things out” before engaging in backdoor fun? I’ve been laboring under the impression that everyone who partakes in this joy has a lot more time than I have, since they have to plan their nights far enough ahead to take care of this stuff.

I’ve read plenty of 0-99 cent erotica, and I can tell you this has never come up. In fact, I am struggling with at least half the terms being casually thrown around in this article. If my reading materials get any more low-brow, I’m going to just have to skip to just reading Urban Dictionary straight!

And now, a haiku:

I feel like, height wise, 69ing is hard enough to organize. Can you imagine the logistics of this if one participant is significantly shorter or taller than the others?