The international golden girl has feet of clay though at the moment. Particularly with regards to the Muslim minority in Burma.

I OFTEN FIND IT HARD TO SORT SARCASM FROM EARNESTNESS IN THIS MILIEU.

Nah. Fuck horse racing.

This is also on her list, I know I am not the only one thinking it....

Can we bring back Photoshop of Horrors for this picture of Oprah? Because her head is about to roll right off.

I am sneaking a gallon of Yellow Tail pinot grigio into the theater.

This is also a dude who, in The Man with the Golden Gun, claimed that you can always spot a male homosexual because they can’t whistle. Presumably because they always have a cock in their mouth?

You’d be wrong! She’s had animal abuse charges against her, her pet shop was closed down due to her abuse and neglect of the animals inside of it, and she’s an evangelical nutjob that speaks in tongues and was just made fun of last Friday on “The Soup”.

Confirmation that even if you don’t technically know music terminology, you’re doing it right :)

Yep. Her phrasing is so right. Oddly enough, it's also what I love about Willie Nelson.

This how you can tell an American complaint from a non-English British complaint about this whole mess.

OMG HAVE TO GO LISTEN TO CROWN ON THE GROUND AND STOMP AROUND MY APARTMENT LIKE A BADASS RN BRB THX FOR THE REMINDER

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Well, he is dressed like a 1970’s blaxploitation detective. Can you dig it?

I was thinking the same thing. Curly haired Welsh are pretty common. It’s like a country full of tall Hobbits.

Yes, Tom. It’s the curly hair that gave you away:

Jesus, Demi, have a heart, have a heart, have a heart.

I heard a comedian say that the Republicans had pushed to change the name of the DC airport to Ronald Reagan just so they could plausibly and regularly say, “I’m coming into Ronald Reagan.” Truer words never spoken.

That is a lie, they have protested Jeb Bush and they do have plans to target more Republicans.

Venn Diagram of Sandra Bullock Fans and Bolivian-Political-Documentary-Based-Movie Fans may not have a ton of overlap. Who knew?