That seems like a relationship with “herpes” written alllll over it.

SNAP.

I don’t know... I mean could Lupita pass as 1/4 Asian?

How nice. She looks lovely, as always.

Fucking seriously. I was just thinking that. I was looking for Massachusetts and thought “wow, we are really bad” because it’s light purple and dark purple is the second worst teir. But light purple isn’t next to dark purple on the tiers. Which doesn’t make any sense!!

Here’s one of the reception!

*sits on the cold, grey east coast and cries*

You have a really skewed outlook on the world.

You’re literally the worst.

I’m a minority working in the STEM field and am a former teacher. I wholeheartedly second everything you said.

I am pretty sure that if their only problem was the fact that it beeped during class, they wouldn’t have handcuffed him. At my high school, we had a robotics/engineering program where kids made stuff like this all the time, and in the AP physics class students made pneumatic potato guns for a project (I graduated five…

-Because it was a clock

They handcuffed him, for fuck’s sake. He wasn’t under arrest, yet they handcuffed him.

You shouldn’t joke about manslides.

I heard it’s actually against the law to sleep in NYC.

Walk? Stride?

I call it being a Boss Slut. Own it, bitchez.

I cannot unsee what you did there.

Safe (post)sex protection! Wear a rubber, or at least some galoshes!