Do you want to know where that famous dress came from?

I like it!

MERRY 9/11!!!1!

I feel like the least we could do for those two glorious women is to not pit them against each other over Drake. That is one whiny dude. He’s not worthy of Queen Serena or Queen Nicki.

Yes.

You know, call me an old-fashioned romantic but I’ve never really found the need to watch pornography on my phone.

Yes this MFA is totally worth it because I made this.

You’ll hear one day that she has, but don’t worry, it’ll just mean she’s finally formed a chrysalis and is taking on her next form.

Right? I don't have a single clear plexiglass hat! What am I doing with my life?

It’s like the ultimate shade, essentially saying “there isn’t a spit of difference between any of you popsters, regardless of your pretensions.”

Our birth rate is just fine. In fact, without immigration we would be shrinking at a potentially unsustainable rate. (Shrinking the population too quickly can cause some serious problems with taking care of the elderly.)

Oh yeah?!? Well I am 4’11” and 5 million pounds. BOW BEFORE ME

“Who?”

Yoko is black?

That’s fine for you? But I’ve worked my whole life to be more accepting of the fact that I do not look identical to the academy award winning actress Helen Mirren and stuff like this threatens the progress I’ve made.

That was a cruel, cruel rejection.

I think best for drunk karaoke is really the only standard that matters

agree. it is an anthem. i’m a drag queen and whenever i do “firework” the crowd gets a woody.

because she’s never felt like a plastic bag.
only an organic reusable tote with something insipid about loving life on the side.