Right, it’s a pretty sharp outfit. In other words she looks good.

Australia’s includes skorts, you know, like what women in retirement homes wear. #InnovationNation.

Seriously, almost anything she could make funny and they give her something irredeemable! Such a shame.

I wonder, have they cut out the racist part or nah?

It’s the same necklace, it just looked like a J to crazed worker Bey's.

No, the joke this time is that they broke up with Paris Hilton and Zac Efron, respectively

Yep, don’t know what went wrong for JES because it’s right there on the wikipedia page.

I don’t think this is actually sampled but it is definitely an influence: https://youtu.be/hHc

Koran really does seem to have gone the way of”Moslem”, hasn’t it? I just searched Jezebel for “Quran” and found many articles that use that spelling, including by this author. I don’t know why but Gawker media has often seemed to be downright hostile to style guides, I will never understand it.

“I’m not mad, I’m actually laughing.”

Did you see that Vanity Fair article about what an asshole Dustin Hoffman was on the set of Kramer vs Kramer? Going method yourself is one thing and it works for some people so whatever, but he took it upon himself to be cruel to the rest of the cast to get strong performances out of them, including slapping Meryl…

It’s best just to watch If You Are the One, China’s premier dating show.

p.s. follow us cool kids on twitter or we’ll steal ya lunch money.

This is one of my favourite news stories of all time, here are some of the best takes since the video hit:

Oh, fucking brutal. Kind of deserved that one, tho.

I don't want to live on this planet rock anymore.

When I saw “Shmolin” I did not pronounce it in my head to rhyme with Colin, more like shmoe-lin, so I had to read the headline twice because I am dumb.

It’s treated differently to other whale products because it’s an excretion, a “benign product".

Many MPDGs are “Female Peter Pans", I guess but no, that’s a completely different trope and doesn’t really make sense if the “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” is the main character.