We have always been at war with East Asia and been posting selfies with cats in funny costumes based on cable tv shows.

I’d throw that back into the sea without even kissing it.

My taste changed a few months ago and I couldn’t stand the taste of salt anymore so I haven’t used salt in my cooking at all lately. My doctor said it was probably a symptom of my depression but he hadn’t seen it before and now my taste is back to normal.

Plant store? Is that the usual nomenclature?

He has done too many dad jokes for me.

Moran

Trolling is the great American past time, that’s what George Bush was, right?

Yeah, but you can’t just wait for the culture to change. Well, I guess you can, that’s what America usually does.

She’d do it, but then she would write an essay about it.

How? They’re cultural touchstones, CULTURAL TOUCHSTONES!!

Lena Dunham

I almost got knocked off the pavement by a pack of segways.There are segway tours in my city and you can’t hear them coming.

See, they’re not so privileged, they get the police talk just like Black kids.

Seriously, wtf?

You are gonna feel dumb when you figure it out.

I was looking forward to her next film and then I learned Jason Mamoa has top billing and now I might DIE.

A bit. I’ve been eating Lot of chicken soup (not the Jewish kind, sorry) and have been able to catch up on a lot of media.