Wait, you were LYING?! I trusted you!

I’m pretty sure nicki Minaj is the reincarnation of Leni

She wouldn’t mind what you said about her, so long as it wasn’t true.

I hate to break it to you but...

Like, for some reason it takes Kim Kardashian for people to realize Capitalism is unfair??

Lol, welcome to Capitalism.

Semantics!

See you at the next meeting, Klaus. It’s your turn to bring the booze.

I’ve been talking about this to Ellen and Elton and we have disbarred those people from being gay under section 1 of our charter that demands that only people who exist can be members.

I’d be rich!

That’s a lot of cover you have over your opinion. Maybe it would be cheaper to buy comment insurance. Just recommend all my comments and I won’t criticize your boner.

There is no escape, only Blerg.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER.

Truly the Jackboot of the head.

Tell Stalin that.

#YesAllFedoras

Thank you and likewise.

For real?

The fact that there is an atheist community is so bizarre.