Yeah, a lot of locals are posting their civilian snapshots that they’ve taken of this guy’s van— immediately burying the “it’s a setup, the Deep State just decorated this van yesterday to use as a prop” theory. xD

And what’s right in the middle of the van? Motherfuckin UFO’s!

Great flagfucking Jesus, man.

We all knew it was gonna be Florida, right?

I don’t understand how anyone can still be stanning for her after that awful interview she gave in Africa.

Never forget that, as a Boomer, she's part of the "Fuck All Y'all, I Got Mine" generation. 

She’s also just as much an insane Obama-birther as her husband, so FUCK. HER.

Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.

Can we please just stop giving her any credit where it’s not due? Her credibility is zero. She is a willing accomplice. She married him not because he held a knife to her throat, FFS.

i usually try not to be petty, but in this case I’ll make an exception:

“Politically Correct” also means “diplomatic” or “respectful.” It’s important to always keep that in mind when someone is trying to boast that they aren’t “PC” and never will be

Soros is the only real male bogeyman, and that’s pretty naked antisemitism.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

The Cruelty is the Point

GOOD BOY. GOODEST BOY.

I told a very condensed version of this in a comment to one of the Jez horror story posts maybe about five? years ago, so I’m officially submitting this now. Now with bonus pics. 

Thanks. I can’t even tell you how terrifying it was. I thought he was going to strangle me to death with that telephone cord. I still can’t handle anyone touching my neck. I try to present a very calm cool and collected I’ve-got-my-shit together demeanor at all times, but watching Dr. Ford testify in front of those…

Don’t be a dick.

There is also a common ingredient that is found in sewage treatment facilities which is dihydrogen monoxide. This generally isn’t listed on ingredient statements, but it’s used in a lot of processed foods.

He needs to lose his damn dick in a meat grinder.