If this makes you angry, don’t just be angry. Do something. Write to your congressional representatives. Call them. Volunteer. Make your voice heard. Go donate $5 to Planned Parenthood right now so they can keep battling on. Don’t wait. Do it now.

If I am pregnant and you force me to carry it to term, you are impacting my health care, whether the pregnancy is “safe” or not. A full-term pregnancy has a mental, physical, and emotional cost that women who want to give birth sign on for. If I do not want to pay those costs, having an abortion is in fact a matter of…

Ah, the good old “let’s stop providing basic health coverage, like offering meningococcal vaccines in a meningitis prone environment, all to put a few whores in their place “ plan. Works every time.

I used to be a frequent Planned Parenthood-er (lady parts issues!) and I have never been pregnant. Thanks in part to, you know, PLANNED PARENTHOOD. And handfuls of the colorful condoms they give away for free! Not to mention LOW-COST BIRTH CONTROL. If the anti-choice crowd were in any way serious about reducing the…

I’ve made donations to PP in the names of several conservative politicians. John Boehner’s office actually called me, confused, the first time I did it to him. It was pretty awesome.

Thank you Mike Huckabee for reminding me to donate to Planned Parenthood this month.

I can tell you what’s more precious than an unborn child. Educating, feeding, clothing, and sheltering low income children, and watching them break the cycle of poverty.

When someone says “life begins at conception”, try to nail them down on when conception is. Is it when the sperm and egg’s membranes fuse? Because more than 1 spermatozoon can fuse membranes. Is it when the proteases open the way through the protein layer of the egg and the oocyte’s biochemistry changes in such a way…

I think he means “values and prioritizes potential life.” Once they’re born, they need to grab those bootstraps and stop asking for handouts. It’s not like he’s also advocating for services that would help people once they’re born.

I’ll do a side-by-side comparison of work schedules with Jeb any day. We can put it all in an Excel spreadsheet with a column for hours involved, related commute, ability to work on said commute, and financial pay-off. I’ll even let him adjust it to allow for .77 on every dollar he makes.

I can already guarantee I work…

Her and NBC can kiss my ass with all of these empty ass concerns. Where was all of this when he was asking for Obama’s birth certificate? Where was this concern will he was talking shit about Muslims? People are acting like Trump was a good dude until just a few days ago. This is how you know we’re in presidential…

This is all very well-written and researched, but a couple of things:

As someone with crazy right-wind conservative Catholic relatives, I feel almost giddy every time he says things like this. I don’t agree with all of his positions, but I love that he actually takes the whole sanctity of life thing far beyond a narrow need to police women’s bodies. I’ve heard people say that he’s an…

As a liberal, I can confirm that our favorite activity (besides buying lobster with food stamps and having abortions) is child molestation. My family has a reunion every year just to make sure we all get a shot.

I have all y'all motherfuckers beat, because of my SECRET WEAPON: Multiple infections of Clostridium difficile. I have so many poop stories, you guys.

C. diff, for those of you who are (happily!) uninitiated, is a bacterial infection that causes you to shit, unpredictably and uncontrollably, a liquid that looks like…

WHAT IS THAT ABOUT? I work at a school, and I found a poop in the staff bathroom. Like, right *in front* of the toilet, on the floor. How does that happen?

I was once a DJ. On my way to working an event in Westchester, I got really sick while driving. I have a really bad stomach and of course I was drinking a huge coffee and smoking, which made things worse. My assistant was sitting in the passenger side, watching me turn white, sweating and almost crying. If I could…

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.

By the time I was 6, I had two little sisters. We went on our first family vacation that year, and (now that I know what kind of hell it is to share a hotel room with children) my parents weren't exactly relaxing. By the end of the trip, their plan was to load up the car while we were all still asleep (when you're…