Don’t tell the Hallmark Channel.

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Well, you might say the quality of Hollywood franchises...has fallen

This story was not done right, where are you getting this shit? How they keep thinking they can do a Dark Phoenix heel turn without even properly building her up as Phoenix says all it really needs to. Can’t wait to see what Marvel can do with this property, as they know that these arcs take time and care to be…

The freaking cartoon did this story right 25 years ago.

I think the people who want to see this story “done right” took one look at this movie and realized it ain't "done right."

That and the original ending was in the comic.

It’s like 3a.m and I’m on the streets wearing my leather ... and this dude comes up and he’s like, “Hey punk!” And I’m like, “Whatever.”

This is the sound of my world shattering.

Were you not sharing early youtube videos in college, or just different ones? Shoes, Harry Potter Puppet Pals, and Charlie the Unicorn all conjure up proustian memories of late nights in the computer lab, showing each other dumb shit to avoid actual work.

I don’t know if it’s his editing software or make-up style or what, but I have a terrified uncanny valley reaction to James Charles the likes of which I haven’t experienced with any other make-up dude. He’s just awful.

While quite possibly at the top of #FirstWorldProblems, both of their videos keep getting thrown in my recommendations whenever I get on YouTube and it drives me nucking futs.

What’s hilarious is that this is on Newswire for some reason. Extra! Extra! Read All About It! Pathetic Loser Has Sad Revenge Fantasy!

Sadly the likelier situation is that none of this even happened, so we’re reading some loser’s loser fantasy.

The “hero” of our story is a total asshole, actually. Having a movie as big as Infinity War being spoiled sucks. But to invest a year of time building a fake friendship, with just the HOPE that you are going to see Endgame before the other guy, only to screw him over... that’s a sickness, man. Life must be treating…

Wa-D.D. Driver sums it up perfectly with this rhetorical question:

I don’t see how it’s true. Some things, like Thanos’ first death, happen so quickly they’d be over before you have a chance to take a photo. Also, not ONE person sat around him told him to put his phone away, over those three hours?

This is just...sad and pathetic. And arguably much, much worse than what originally happened to this person because he actually made this other guy feel like he had a good friend before getting his revenge.

That’s a story that totally happened and isn’t a load of bullshit

I mean, that guy was a troll, but this guy is a sociopath. If I were that troll, I’d sleep with one eye open for the rest of my life.