SEPTA in and immediately around Philly is OK but the adequacy falls off a cliff the further you move away from the city. My lone experience with NYC trains/subway was reasonably simple to use even for a tourist. Italy’s bus system works well enough when we visited Naples/Amalfi but the riders are rude AF and don’t know…

What is best for the shareholders it to run a profitable company, invest in the future, and thereby protect and grow shareholder value. Buybacks are sugar snacks and just mean the company leadership is out of ideas to invest in their own company. If they don’t get a bailout and share prices fall or get wiped out, did…

Serious question: How strung out on drugs do you have to be to think a 19-years-old Cherokee is worth $12K?

Its relatively easy to turn motion into modulation of RF. You just make an inductor or capacitor with moving parts coupled to whatever motion you want to sense. (For maximum temperature you are limited further as you can't use fun tricks with magnets)

I like to suggest sending trump to Venus, if anything that gasbag can survive on his own bullshit forever.

A true Harley blat-blat from a sled or jetski would be on every lake and every trail in the Midwest exactly 2 days after release. A Screamin’ Eagle 4-wheeler would become the deadliest vehicle the year it was released.

It really is a Ferrari experience at a quarter the price.

Best one I have heard is

Trump is every dipshit corporate “leader” taken to the extreme.  Anyone that’s been working for any appreciable length of time has worked for/with a guy like this.  Sometimes they fail up.  Sometimes they step on their dick too many times and it catches up with them.  

Asshole in chief makes Dubya look like Winston goddamn Churchill

1st Gear: Well part of the reason why things are worse than they should be is the shitshow that is the Trump Administration... where they do shit and ask questions later. Thinking, foresight and working with/coordinating with others are fundamental problems with this administration.

This is what I don’t understand, regardless about your feelings towards Democrats or Republicans, Trump is objectively bad at his job. Like terrible. 

Because he’s simply not good at his job. That’s not a political perspective, either. If you know anything about interorganizational communication, watching this administration is like the Highlights Goofus cartoon version. “Goofus never informs his colleagues when he’s about to send out a statement that may impact…

You’ll keep your mouth shut about toilet paper if you know what’s good for you.

Airport workers just aren’t showing up for their shifts. And probably rightly so, since the higher ups are just fucking morons. There is incompetence everywhere and this virus is exposing it all. Employees coming in contact with possibly sick passengers without protective gear?

Nasty. Nasty, nasty question. You’re a nasty person asking nasty questions. Remember when I fixed the economy and made Apple move iPhone manufacturing to America? I’ve also put Mike Pence in charge of keeping us all safe. Overall I’m doing fantastic with macarenavirus. Kristen Lee, she’s just not nice.

1st gear: Why  do the words 'Trump administration', 'chaos', and 'confusion' always appear together in the same article? 

Elon showing his big brain status again. Short sell that, short sellers.

Yeah, the switch over to trunk monkeys after trunk boys were outlawed just caused all sorts of problems. My parents still talk about the banana shortage of ‘72. Lines going around city blocks for miles, waiting to refill their monkeys. All the poo being flung, mostly by the angry drivers waiting.

I would prefer a fighter jet fly by over of a football game and once the jet passes the stadium, it transforms into a Bald eagle (complete with Captain America outfit), lands, wings turn into gun arms, someone throws a Bud Light in the air, he shoots it perfectly, drinks the beer, then recycles the can by shooting the…