Positive Earth sounds like an annoying hippie jam band.

I AM A DONUT!

or become the president. 

New Technology? What, electric wipers instead of vacuum operated?

I think that’s just a recycled Lada joke.

The fact that he walked out of the hospital two days after that crash still amazes me 

Why does the Yugo have a rear window defroster?

Here’s my suggestions

I agree with your premise, but I think calling them Tall Station Wagons gives them too much credit. I’d go with something like PUV for Phony Utility Vehicle or RMV for Really a Mini Van.

I was excited to finally be in a financial position to where I CAN buy a new car. Then I looked at what $40,000 gets you these days. What the fuck!

I hope that one of you has this license plate.

Somethings off with the anatomy there. That bulge should be on the left hip not the right.

The combination of tariffs and carolinavirus have China exactly where we want them!!! You know the difference between me and Michael Ballaban? I’m more honest and my words are more beautiful. I’m like a wordsmith. I have a 10 year old son as well. And brixat will end up being very good for women. Tremendous for…

I used to live next to a field like that. My dad was chasing cellists out of it on a weekly basis. Nothing worse than trying to have a nice conversation with your family and hear an AMC pull into the field. You just knew that it was a matter of minutes before all you could hear was screeching cellos.

And when you’re done, you still have a 1986 Ford Fairmont wagon with a Mustang nose. Whoopee ding. This price is about three times too high. CP.

All the NASCAR fans will blame the Democrats for the change.

Is Harley not already going whole hog on merchandising? How much more can they really whore out the brand at this point?

Beautifully written, thanks. As a older gen x (50) and rode motorcycles for over 25 years. I am done. Tired of the maintenance, storage and expense but mostly tired of nearly getting hit EVERY SINGLE time I rode some idiot nearly cutting me off and nearly hitting me, usually on the phone while they are driving. I live…

We’ve moved on from Hammurabi-style eye-for-an-eye justice, I’d like to think.

It seems like you’ve been quiet for aviary long time. Maybe I just didn’t notice your recent comments. Welcome beak.