I remember my first beer..

I always had my heart set on a Corona LE Liftback.

“Wash your balls for you?” “Here’s my home phone number”

Good thinking on your part, Jason. Scion has regrettably become to Toyota what Saturn became to GM.

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They forgot to mention the 36 speed automatic transmission

My grandfather in law had a 1960 DeSoto he used to let me drive back in the ‘70's. Supposedly it had the upgraded brakes but by the standards of the day that wasn’t saying much. It would accelerate though. I kept expecting to hear the Batman theme every time I drove it.

“Flashing acceleration” ? That’s too easy ...never mind

Cale Yarborough flying over the fence at Darlington in a ‘65 Chevy

Growing up in Minnesota, these were the Saabs of my youth.

I’m of that age where the original Star Wars was the first (and last) movie I stood in line to see. What a letdown! “Spaceballs” crushes it like a grape.

I’m still disappointed they never sold their pickups here

Not necessarily - that’s what shit they had to choose from

As a good friend of mine says “I knew I was a rebel ‘cause I dressed and acted just like all the other rebels”.

I spent two years in Gitmo and we had some incidents relating to the imaginary line in the water - our main goal was to get the people back and to hell with the boats

Little known fact - they’re actually Muppets!

We had DP’s for our computer operators/programmers. I was a UYK-5 tech. What system did you work on?

I was kind of hoping to hear back from him so we could discuss this in a relatively civil manner.

When were you in? What was your rating? I was a DS1. (Data Systems Tech - rate discontinued)