Don’t forget the ashtray and glovebox (rookie mistake)

That’s what makes an Aston Martin a Subaru!

That stuff don’t grow on trees, ya know

The elephant’s or the Opel’s?

Holy elephant crap. It has an alternator, not a generator! And the transmission is mounted in the console, just like the Opel GT. Talk about “close ratio” Not mentioned is chromed heater knobs, intermittent fuel pump and glovebox delete option.

Could we make an exception and characterize Fox News as a “Nimitz-Class Douche Canoe” ? Please...

And Babes In Total Control of Themselves

Or their previous slogan: We Distort, You Suck On It.

I say give Fox News a boat and send their sorry asses over there. I spent over six years in the Navy during the “Vietnam Era” and to think I was defending Fox’s right to exist and thrive makes me want age 17-23 back, goddammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s it - I’m moving back to California!

Apparently Matthew McConaughey references are so 2015?

Can relate - as I like to tell people: I feel great for being 60. Unless I actually try to do something, that is.

Too easy - door number One. I could not give a shit less what celebrities think of me. Also, liverwurst ain’t that bad.

Can you get the Reaper with the Grim trim package?

If only...

I still miss my Racing Beat modified ‘71 RX-2. VIN S122A85202. I realize I’m not Papa John but please help me find it!!!

Is that Matthew McConaughey? (7th row, 12th from left)

Good call. Some of them are in the trunks of those Lincolns.

And here I thought they were going up against Studebaker..

Intermittent steering.