NOS trash would make this NP

Actually, Chris Crafts handle much better

“You’ve got the universe reclining in your hair” They sure don’t make lyrics like that anymore, darn it!

Which fortunately led to one of the greatest songs ever

One of the prerequisties to being a politician is to not know shit about anything.

They should definitely return to “It’s not a car - it’s a Volkswagen”

That used to be a perennial Car and Driver question

Where in Georgia was this?

OK. I just remember my Dad’s ‘65 Olds was the first vehicle we had that had lap belts and his ‘68 Dodge Van was the first vehicle we had with shoulder belts.

Lap belts in ‘65 and shoulder belts in ‘68

I hear 1672 A.D. was pretty bad

Thanks for finding this...

That’s why I always go with stripped down models (which already have too much electronic gimcrackery nowadays). My ‘49 Chevy pickup always had a problem pairing up Bluetooth devices.

“Son of Pinto” recall

Ford has made an awful lot of vehicles whose effects resembled heavy barbituate usage. Taurus, 25mg. Escort, OD.

To paraphrase an old joke and apologies in advance:

I have some fantastic pain meds for my sciatica so lets give them the credit!

MY NAZI WHALE, ISLAMOBAMA, HES [sic] ONLY 5 AND HAS ASTHMA WITH ME ON WEEKENDS! HIS SISTER, DINGBAT IS 2 AND ONE OF THOSE STATION WAGON TREES. THANK GOD SHES [sic] SOMETHING SWEET!!! “GREEN DIESELS” I’LL LEAVE IN IT FOR YOU!!! LIVE WITH ME VW!!!

Do you have any notes from hinged assholes you could post as well?

I barely knew her!