My pet peeve is always showing the shift lever in “Park” And this just isn’t on the Dukes of Hazzard, I’ve seen this in “A” list movies. Don’t they have continuity people? Or is this some kind of insurance requirement?

Thanks for the info, axiomatic. I may be dumb, but I’m always willing to become less dumb when presented with facts I wasn’t previously aware of. That will make me feel better when I see an electric car and now know that generating the juice to recharge it was less of a source of pollution than if it had a gasoline…

Hidden wipers.

Awaiting Dart Hellcat

“We think 2016 will be the year of the sedan!” As predicted by the Mayans. Actually not a bad little car and it’s available with a manual.

Is that a humanoid in the driver’s seat?

Point taken. Jalopfault mine..

It’s like a joke, only different. Thanx for the benefit of the doubt. It was the pain meds talkin’

I like it. Now if I could only get my bluetooth capable phonograph to pair up with the inbuilt bluetooth on my Denali - oh, that’s a thousand dollar option you say?

Oh and I forgot to mention the $500 rebate for factory-installed 8-track or cassette player

And for $70,000 you still can’t get a decent factory-installed 8-track or cassette player. I guess money can’t buy everything.

Don’t forget chrome-plated heater knobs...ever!

“Hosing out the interior” is more a euphemism these days since you are correct about frying electronics.

Unfortunately, they don’t build trucks for folks like us any more. They know we’re out here, they just don’t care. They have bigger fish to fry selling $50-75K trucks with chrome-plated glovebox latches.

There is a truck called the Ford Honestly?

Those trucks are too fancy and too expensive to actually use them as a truck, that’s for sure

Fond memories of exactly that. Push a button on the dash for 4wd? Pfffffft indeed!

Think about Chevy over the years. Custom, Custom Deluxe, Cheyenne, and then Cheyenne Super used to be the top of the line. Then Cheyenne was bottom of the line, Scottsdale mid level and Silverado top. Now they’re all Silverados. LS LT LTZ LTZSquared LTZCubed etc.

DENALI = Doesn’t Everyone Need A Large Income

I’m holding out for the $102,000 Ted Nugent Limited Special Sierra Denali Doublewide Chrome Plated Edition ($103,000 for intermittent mudflaps)