“This was an easy decision and Lane is an insolent, insubordinate, cocky, unlikable jerk. At the end of the day, we will win the game with or without him and we didn’t want him to be able to say he won another national championship. Obviously, we are in a unique situation here where we have a booger eater already on…

Seconding the Kat Von D Trooper eyeliner. Easy to use, doesn’t dry out quickly.

This was my first full calendar year of sobriety and there is a Sephora near where most of my meetings are so yup, VIB Rogue this year and I don’t know how to feel about it. Pride? Disgust? At least it wasn’t booze?

“But I do donate the Rewards packages to Dress For Success.” Love love love that idea.

Kat Von D’s eyeliner is great for this. It’s like using a calligraphy brush to put on eyeliner. You can get a good dupe from Jesse’s Girl that’s about $6-8 at Rite Aid.

$19 until I reach VIP Rouge. I have mixed feelings

If I told you how many points I have right now you would be appalled. I am appalled.

I accumulated over 3000 VIB points in 2016.

I also managed to qualify for VIB Rouge this year for the first time. I joke that I’m equal parts ashamed and proud. Granted, some of my purchases were for the purpose of doing wedding makeup as an amateur MUA so I feel like I cheated.

I shopped my feelings this year, and made VIB Rouge for the first time, too.

Truly, the thirst is real.

I worked on Glitter. Mariah is incapable of winging shit.

I’m not one to normally armchair diagnose, but I’d be stunned if Trump didn’t have Narcissistic Personality Disorder. No, seriously, the man is a walking example of it.

The Beyoncé/Kim Kardashian feud supposedly continues though I’m sure at least one of those people has got better things to do.

...........ok Lea Michele. “Ok”

Thank you Hannah, you’re a treasure! Reina is a very high-end and secular night club. It lays along the Bosphorus and caters to the very rich and famous. It also has a considerable clientele of foreigners, having been visited by Kylie Minogue and Daniel Craig. I don’t know how to communicate the impact an attack on a…

Women’s March on Washington: LET’S DO THIS, SHALL WE? I’ve been talking to jezzies who, like me, will be going by themselves and we could use the opportunity to meet-up (aren’t y’all talking about this nonstop?), help one another get there and march together. I’ll be in NYC that week and have never been to DC, but I’m…

Fuck a resolution - I’m trying to work on my perfectionism so instead of setting myself up for misery, I’ve decided 2017 will be about progress not perfection. Whatever that looks like. How are you jezzies thinking about 2017?

No, but there are plenty of thinly populated counties in the non-metro Philadelphia parts of the state where the prevailing interpretation of Christianity isn’t all that different from Wahhabism.