A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.
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She still doesn’t have her papers. Maybe she’ll be the next to be deported, who knows? I don’t think he’d do that. But if he does, hey, that’s fate. Plus, it’s a nice thing to have hanging over her head—you know, ‘Do the dishes, or else.’
mommest tweet of all time
My mom owns me online constantly.
Damn, Ashley got “stick to sports”-ed by her own mom? Damn.
Also, Samer’s dad reads Playboy for the articles.
That picture of Carrie Fisher watching Debbie Reynolds just made tears spring to my eyes at my desk.
I think the fact that it’s an unemployed, broke-ass, leech has the nerve to pull some incestuous fuck-boy shit to the girl paying his car note.
It seems to escape some people (male) that sisters/twins in a threesome is incest. So totally NOT hot for them or most of the known world (female). Guys are simply disgusting.
A cat that is YOUR cat is way different from any other cat, and I don’t mean that in a hyperbolic fashion. I have three cats, Vash; the old and fat one, Ichigo; the prissy princess; and Kuro the young brash fellow.
Mine have THE WORST taste in men.
Herb. Three weeks old.
They just want to be as comfy like us during the cold weather.
Appreciate the fury bastards while you ca. We just said goodbye to Mr Fred here. A cat so mellow he slept through a 3 year old put a bonnet on him.
Internet mention of a cat requires me to post a pictute of one of mine. Samwise loves me and I love him more than most people.
My little asshole woke me up this morning by biting my toes. When I sat up in alarm, he ran behind me and took the place on the pillow where my head had been moments before.
What are you looking at?