Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

The $300 per couple meal plan is a jip.

“Hillary Clinton is also letting the GOP off the hook for decades of strategic, institutional racism.”

The Deliberation: Ryan Lochte, maybe knowingly but almost certainly unknowingly

This is seriously my favorite picture of her ever.

Political shade is my second favorite shade. My favorite shade is my mom’s. She is so shady, it’s not really about figuring out whether something she said was shade or not, it’s whether something was intentional shade or unintentional shade.

That Hillary shade gave me life. She said that in her speech last night too, and I was all sorts of

Kara - I thought of you Thursday morning when NPR described Trump as polling “in the high single digits” among African Americans.

You’d think solar experts would know from shade.

Please let there be debates.

How how how have I not heard vagenda yet

She forced you?!!1! #mysandry #vagenda #manocide

And even though I see my daughter as a person now, she will still be subject to many, many rules that my son would not. I have to protect her virtue before I give her away to her husband, after all.

Since I am finally ungreyed on The Slot I have been nervous to comment. It’s too much pressure. So I’m resorting to gifs. Also congrats on getting outta the greys!

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Why are we still pretending to listen to this man? Isn’t he essentially what Dr. Phil is to psychology and Dr. Oz is to GP? Like, sure, at one point they were real people who did real things to help people, but now they’re just cheap hacks desperate to turn as many tricks as possible to make that sweet, sweet…

Seasonal allergies were created by the government in the 60s to attack hippies, the so-called ‘flower children’

listen, let’s not let the wacko conspiracy theories overshadow Hillary’s actual health problems. i have extensive experience in this area and there is literally no issue more debilitating than seasonal allergies. what if her hands are covered in mucus and she hits the “bomb the earth” button by accident? what if she’s…