whiteshoeblacksheep
whiteshoeblacksheep
whiteshoeblacksheep

Jellystone Park gets no love and I thought this was a bear-friendly blog smh

i really want to watch old seasons of project runway...season 2 to be exact.

You wrote something that is beyond my comprehension and simpleton politics and I AM OUTARGED!!!!!!

why were you hard in the first place?

i wasn’t talking to you

please, god, someone tell me they know this book. i can’t have two horribly failed comments on kinja today.

Streganona Jones

“On Thursday, Refinery 29 published a recipe for something called Come Fuck Me Penne à la Vodka,”

cheesy pasta does not, under any circumstances, lead to good sex.

A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?”

“Have you tried Come Fuck Me Penne à la Vodka?” asked the Samantha, sipping her wine. “I’ll send you the recipe—make it on the third date. Done deal.”

As a journalist myself (sports writer for a decent sized paper in Florida) I couldn’t agree with you more. Every single time I get hatemail I relish it. We even have a board up on the wall where we post the best letters (sometimes hand written because of the old people who read us) because they are so good. Keep up

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.

So, you don’t have a car, a journalism degree, or grandmothers. Do you have a football team?

He’s so damn cute!

Damn right!

  • Mariah Carey gives champagne away when apologizing.

I would be tempted to respond with a snide “well, I’m lucky that I haven’t gained weight every year and can still wear it.” Then look her up and down. Even if she hasn’t gained weight. :)

Ugh. I think we work with the same bitch. I had a skirt which I loved and it was pricey, so I wore it for several years and she keep saying ‘I loved seeing that skirt in the store YEARS ago’.

So yeah my internet house got burnt down by Peter thiel so thought I would kick it with you Jez commenters I promise to behave lol.I get random tweets from those ass clowns usually with a shitty meme and liberal use of the word “libtard.”