And that’s how I wound up in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

Soooooooo, you’re saying the tiara would be a mistake?

When I was job hunting a bit less than a decade ago, the “common wisdom” among my fellow interviewee ladies was also that you shouldn’t wear an engagement (or wedding) ring—but back then the reasoning was not that potential employers would assume you were high maintenance. Rather, the rumored thinking was that an…

That tile is ugly as hell, but I am still super jealous that she has a dad who views his children as investments, rather than as ungrateful demons/a long-game plot by their mother to embarass him by producing individuals that aren’t also him.

This is another serious question - who was operating on a patient that obviously didn’t have the conditions that would require the operations? It sounds like a serious breach of ethics on the part of the surgeons. The whole thing is heart-wrenching. The daughter should have been taken away from this monster by social…

I’m thinking of leaving my husband, or bludgeoning him, and I have to say the start of the school year has prompted the groundhogesque sensation of being trapped with him in an infinite loop of undone household chores and parent/teacher meetings and its frankly almost more than I can fucking take. Although maybe I'll…

Fuck, I’m a statistic.

So, according to this chart, cats are the cause of divorce.

Coincidence that it's shaped like a cat? I THINK NOT.

Seriously. It looks like he’s got his keys, his wallet, and a change or clothes in there...

Whaaaaat is going on with his business in that last pic thooooo

I cannot STAND how the media (Billy Bush did it again in that argument with Al Roker) keep referring to them as some variation of “kids travelling abroad”. These are fucking grown men, especially Lochte, who has been to two Olympic Games and countless other international events prior to this. What a joke. They’re…

To be fair they really didn’t need his face for this campaign. Too bad they couldn’t come to some kind of beneficial arrangement/understanding for myself and other avid ... swimwear watchers.

We should probably re-visit this every week with updated images, just to make sure we’ve got a good handle on the situation.

What blows my mind here is that if this idiot had just said “I got too drunk and peed in a gas station, guys. Sorry – but look how ripped I am!” it would have been over. Because Ryan Lochte is rich, white, attractive, and talented.

The variance in those bulges begs a closer inspection and I am the woman for that job

And to slip this in (hopefully) before the “she’s only his spouse, none of this matters” crowd, let’s remind ourselves of how the right went after Michele Obama for the “real reason” she surrendered her law license, or Hilary Clinton for her legal work, her clothing choices, her hairstyle, you name it.

In this case…

Jeez... you lie under oath one time - ONE TIME - and all of a sudden, everyone's all "Perjury this!" and "Suborning that!"

I don’t mind paying the slight premium to fly Jetblue - they’ve had free in-flight TV and free snacks for a long time, then added free Wi-Fi that’s actually usable (especially if you’re an Amazon Prime customer). They did recently drop the free baggage which was a bummer, but I’ll still fly them. The extra leg room is…

They’d check how much of it was bound to her receptors, screen her for known mutations in those same receptors, weigh the hoarseness of her voice, rate the development of her pubic hair and breasts, evaluate her muscles, size her labia, palpate her vagina, and measure her anogenital distance. In other words, they’d…