NFL-to-MLS stadium transitions are SHOCKING!!

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Unfortunately all of our white grandparents aren’t like him.

And Jones actually took a knee.

“I’m very confused right now.”

Popovich Pops Off On Piss-Poor POTUS

You’re probably one of those people who watches Star Wars and thinks the Empire is the bad guys. The Empire wanted peace, but the Rebels wanted anarchy. You tell me...what’s wrong with peace? There were a lot of good people on Death Star. Good, decent people. And let me tell you, there was a lot of violence on both…

The Chicago Bears will skip fielding a competitive team.

Psht. Everybody knows all the football fans in California live in LA.

You can also beat an undead horse in Denver, if you dare

Should have drank more water.

I’m positive the NFL will handle this efficiently and effectively with care and nuance.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

“Unfortunate little slip from him, Brain.”

In honor of the Shockmaster’s entrance, I think Jordan should go by The Stairmaster

You tell that son of a bitch Arn Anderson he had better be a fucking pallbearer at Mr. Heenan’s funeral so he cal let him down one last time.

+1 rosary.

ESPN should know a thing or two about hard times at this point.