The scene on the airplane kills me every time. OH YOU DOOOO? HELEN KNOWS THE OWNER.

I still remember Colin Quinn on SNL Weekend Update with the joke about this murder, “All agree this was a tremendous price to pay for a Gucci knock-off.”

I noticed in the Variety interview she said she no longer speaks to her older siblings. Her sister died a few years ago. The song “Petals” on the Rainbow album is the closest she’s ever divulged about it.

The part with the dream at the amusement park ... Who is cutting up all these onions??? Thank you for this brave, vulnerable, and complicated piece.

I was also reminded of an article I read recently about incels getting expensive plastic surgeries to look more masculine (such as making your jawline more defined). There is an incapability of these men to look inward.

I love some good gossip, but she claims to have taken Jon Cryer’s virginity and he already (rather tactfully) said on Twitter that he wasn’t a virgin, just awkward and unskilled.

I still remember that season of Nip\Tuck ending with everyone lip synching “Brighter Discontent” by The Submarines and Sanaa freaking SOLD it.

I greatly envy those who can move away after a breakup. My ex and I are gay men in a big Midwestern city and I constantly run into him and his new flame (who is 12 years my junior and it will never not hurt). My options are to suck it up or become a recluse.

This sounds way more fun than it should be.

This sounds way more fun than it should be.

That’s very brazen. When I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL and trying to get donations on behalf of student council, places like Best Buy were willing to donate gift cards but we had to submit any kind of a request on official school letterhead.

I love this because I can so visualize my friend telling me this while I zone out but return just in time

I work in order pickup at a department store and it is HELL, so I am glad to read you and Jonathan were copacetic.

I was supposed to go tubing with a very attractive friend but the weather was not cooperative so we went to bingo. None of us won, my ex was there and we are still fighting (in part because I assumed he would give me a ride home -- why? Boundaries!), and I feel like I Naired for nothing as I am still celibate.

Hopefully she submits herself for Guest Actress. That's how Melissandre from Game of Thrones got in.

Ditto Connie Britton as the morally corrupt Faye Resnick!

Marcia Clark comes off as both clueless about her public perception but also sympathetic. I thought they did a very good job of remembering it's a story about two murder victims while also representing the circus that was the trial. 

“With You" was my most played song on Spotify last year.

That WaPo, piece, my God. It’s like a movie you only need to ever see once. There is a detail in there when he tries to get an investigator/expert to tell him about a fact of one of the cases that is troubling her, and she wavers, and he convinces her to say it, and she does, and I will never ever forget it. And I…

Right? I am kind of dismayed that I have FB friends who auve an attitude of “No, Slater, you’re already cancelled.” That’s not how we grow.