Thank you!

That Toni Morrison quote though!

The governor in MN is leaving it up to the districts, but nearly all of them announced Monday that they were closing on Tuesday and Wednesday. Several restaurants and stores are doing the same.

Was the Red Triangle Gang ever in the comics, or did they make that up for the movie? It's not even the fifth strangest thing in a very strange movie.

THIS! The optics would have been a major factor. There is a reason the Bryan Singer article is headlined with the quote of “They will never believe you”. Terry Crews goes to jail and claims it’s because this man half his size was sexually assaulting him? They will never believe you. This predator knew that.

She heard her father get murdered and saw her mother get murdered. There are no words.

Oh, in Kill Bill, the orderly was pimping her out as well. But I think she kills him before she leaves the hospital

I watched part of Eli Roth’s series on A & E. Having never seen Candyman, I thought they did a good job in explaining how its concept is about deeper themes than some other horror films (poverty, race, etc). Todd is right that a Leprehaun crossover would crap all over that.

I was thinking of jokes while I was in the ER being treated after a suicide attempt. It got me through.

What a great recommendation! Thank you!

After JFK Jr.’s funeral, our evangelical neighbor’s mom said “Those Catholics only pray when something bad happens.”

They were really gonna push him as sexy when Michael Avanetti is his nemesis and WAY cuter?

25 years later, I might FINALLY understand the "every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it" line from You Oughta Know.

I didn't know that about Amanda! That's amazing.

I live in Minneapolis and this has been covered on the news extensively (Barron is about 90 minutes away. Gayle King flew to MSP and posted a video about how great the bathrooms are at our airport). We all, myself shamefully included, had opinions.

Hell’s bells, I’ve directed plays in little dog-and-pony shows. A director encourages an actor what the emotion needs to be. The only time you should ever be like “say it just like this” would be in comedy. I’m annoyed with Joey for doing this movie but not for sticking up for himself. Whoa!

My favorite fact of this movie is that Loeb had his assistant director handle most of the scenes, and she was telling actors how to exactly say their lines (cadence, delivery, etc.) to which JOEY FREAKING LAWRENCE screamed at her and told her that what she was doing isn't how acting and directing works.

Skip Hollandsworth at Texas Monthly has written some of the BEST stuff. Last thing I read from him was about the boy who died on the water slide in Kansas.

You can only watch it on Amazon Prime now, but the “Aliens” episode of Roseanne begins with her bugging a politician going door-to-door because she tells him that his busting unions will just mean her family will have its wages lowered or stagnant and all that money will go to the CEOs on the top.

From my rudimentary knowledge, their wealth isn’t from how you pay your taxes “in” but from capital gains and things like why Warren Buffett’s secretary has a higher tax rate than he does. I learned this from the now-adorable time when Mitt Romney’s tax returns were controversial.