I think a residency was always good for Britney in that she could perform for fans who loved her in a nostalgic way, make money for herself and her kids, yet not be “on” all the time in the way she had to be in the nexus of her career that burned her out before she could even figure out who she was as a person.

That was my first thought when seeing the announcement, too. I hate to be cynical, but I also think part of this is that Mr. Spears not being in good health means they (and they including Britney) need to figure out a next step in Britney’s legal matters.

Which on the surface is ridiculous, because ... They know she lost as a candidate, right? VERY NARROWLY and to a more centrist Democrat, but she lost, perhaps in part because was seen as too close to Trump (and their Repub governor won handily).

Meth/Adderall.

I am reading “Fear” by Bob Woodward and she is so obviously the smartest person in the room (and usually the only woman). I want her to see the light.

I was in fifth grade when my bus driver (a black woman driving a bus of mostly white kids - I was the awkward kid who always sat in front so I could talk to her) told me R. Kelly married Aaliyah when she was 15. I was like WHAT??? My brother has his cassette! “Down Low” was the most dramatic music video I had ever…

In rehearsal for a production of Cloud Nine, I completely fell over my dress (as I was not used to wearing long Victorian dresses, I GET IT, CARYL), biffed the hell out of my knee, said "I'm falling for you" to my scene partner and then winced backstage.

Hell, in pro wrestling they only stop when the referee puts his or her hands over their head and makes an "X" symbol.

He was at my city's Pride this summer to do a voter registration drive (I walked by him but didn't say anything). Dude walks the walk.

I had a breakup that lasted as long as the relationship because the breakup sex was so torrid.

I was also a peculiar gay boy; the beginning of this essay makes me think about why I was so drawn to Chyna of WWF fame as a lad.

I am 32 and so self-conscious about my thinning hair, but I have no sympathy for Miller and his stupid head.

Paris Hilton: “I don’t want to talk about it (her recent time in jail).

And I can totally see Les Moonves convincing Chuck Lorre that Cybill was insane and that’s why he was ending the show. Lorre had just done seasons on “Roseanne” and “Grace Under Fire” and was exhausted.

Remember the episode where she finds three male friends who are just like Jerry, George, and Kramer? She doesn't realizes how much she misses the originals until she shoves NuGeorge too hard and they disown her!

Oh my god, how could you NOT lose it doing that scene?

And CJ Pearson is 16!!!

Nancy Jo Sales wrote the “Bling Ring” article that became the book and movie. It’s like she has an uncanny talent for finding the young dumb people acting just how their segment of society created them! The '00s of famewhoring and materialism was way more fun than this decade of excusing rape culture and persecution…

I also think this protects domestic workers from the trap of “independent contractor vs. Employee” argument; this is why professional wrestlers will never get a union like SAG.

She is so awful that she bridges the divide. I read about her anti-Omar tirade at 2 A.M. Omar is my rep so I did some digging.