Many moons ago, before a neighborhood in my big city became crazy gentifried, there would be gay after parties in abandoned warehouses after closing time. It was like a speakeasy and you had to be on a list to get in, then enter via a freight elevator. Then you could order drinks and there were aerialists and other…

Apocalypse made me re-think of how much fun Coven was, so I watched the first episode last night and HOLY CRAP did I forget how violent it was. (But every line from Jessica Lange is like honey and I'm so glad she won an Emmy that year!)

Something similar happened to my brother once; he was dating a woman who we can just say was,uh, complicated. Anyway, they were in her bed at 3 in the morning and he woke up to a man staring at them! He apparently was an ex who still had a key. My brother was scared to death and asked him what the fuck he was doing…

These stories are making me somewhat relieved to be a chronic night owl (along with my rambunctious tortoise shell cat who thinks 1 AM is hide-and-go-seek tag hour)! At least I can be like, “I’m wide AWAKE, motherfucker” when the scary

That's what I thought, too!

When I was younger, my father had a former girlfriend drunk dial him at home once. He convinced my brother and I that it was Madonna and that they dated in high school. I believed it for years.

Oh my god. That gave me Neve Campbell in Scream vibes (when she's in the truck and Ghostface has the keys). All the points for Gryffindor!

Just here to marvel at the amazing writing of those stories! I remember being on the edge of my seat last year, convinced that Alan or Dozer would end up dead.

I want to give them all the credit in the world for trying, because I’m guessing most of it was written THAT DAY. But it took until Michael Che in Weekend Update to acknowledge that while Susan Collins voted yes, so did four out of five other female Republican Senators!

The "Make Kanye 2006 Again" was genius, and not just because I played Late Registration constantly that year. I did find it interested that he straight up refuted Kanye's claim that people told him not to wear a MAGA hat.

I am re-playing Final Fantasy VIII and just finished the part where Zell, Quistis, and Selphie escape General Caraway's mansion via secret passage to the sewers. I guess this was totally a thing!

I remember really enjoying "The Rules of Attraction", if only for Faye Dunaway and Swoosie Kurtz boozing it up while it cuts to their sons dancing in their underwear to George Michael, and being like a "fuck you" to WB by casting Dawson Leary as a bisexual cad and Mary Camden as a coked-up co-edm

Remember a million years ago when Rosie O’Donnell went after him on “The View” and he dogged her on every TV show and put Barbara Walters right in the middle of it?

Mitchell herself seemed to be getting somewhere when she was asking Kavanaugh about July 2nd. Then the old men yanked her so they could spend the rest of their time grandstanding.

She was a "guest writer" for a season and wrote in her book that the only thing she got on air was a WU bit with Will Forte as Chad Michael Murray.

I finally watched Girls Trip at home as it was On Demand. I’m sure the joke killed in crowded theaters, but there’s a scene that ends with just Jada Pinkett and Queen Latifah while the other two leave first.

As a lifelong space cadet, this story warms my heart.

The Mayo Clinic is crazy famous, though. Royals from the Middle East fly in to get treated there. I do hope he explores the WHY and the HOW and not just, "I am rich and had great treatment here, The End"

I had a friend break-up last year (we're fine now -- there was a douche of a man involved). I was the loud and emotional Bethenny and he was the cool and collected Carole. It felt like PTSD watching the trip to Cartagena where Carole made niceties with all the other women, talks about Bethenny within earshot, and…

Yeah, that seemed like a deliberately low blow. I like both BF and CR even though they both showed their asses on social media. Cohen, you already won; Carole left/got fired. He could have made that comment without the Trump thing (“It was out of character for her, and I was surprised and disappointed") and it would…