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I remember one of my fellow gays in theater camp's secondhand review from crazy/beautiful via his sister: "They do it in that film!"

My hair is thinning and no one's gonna mistake me for 20, but when I found out Stephen Miller was not even a full year older than me, I was like GOD DAMN.

I have had MANY an ugly cry to Warwick Avenue!! 

This was also the last year that SATC was eligible for the Emmys. Cattrall never won an Emmy for the show and in that final season, Nixon did instead (that’s her Emmy at the table).

Oh, God 😢 The poor thing.

I *love* that your landlady said that to you; Last year, I cut my head open in a drunken 2 A.M. bathroom fall and I ended up fine (didn’t even need stitches - I just had a scar for a month that made me look like Harry Potter). The sight of blood, however, had me convinced I was going to die imminently. And that last

Trump is determined because Kavanaugh has gone on record implying that the President is above the law. The other conservative judges on the short list did not.

I had the soundtrack on cassette (get off my lawn). On that, you had:

I am convinced the Dems did that so Roy Moore would lose — and he BARELY did.

I think GLOW will do better next year because this year, its noms were for the first season. S2 was even better and I want Gilpin, Brie, Maron, and Chris Lowell to all be nominated (and Anabella Sciorra for Guest Actress)!

In my twenties, I was unrequitedly in love with a man who looked like Chris, circa Cabin in the Woods. I still can't watch that movie with crying.

My grandma is an Avon lady so I only wore the finest Black Velvet.

Yes! My friend went shopping at Nordstrom Rack with her fiance the other day and had to explain that a Classic Fit dress shirt is for large fellas and he needs to get a shirt that says anything like Modern / Trim / Slim fit. He is in his thirties.

I was a very svelte teenage boy and my mother incorrectly assumed I would grow into clothes; I incorrectly would believe her when asking what size dress shirts I should be buying, etc. Until I was 22, I wore Geoffrey Beene dress shorts from Macy’s and Dockers in clothing I was swimming in. And I thought I looked like

One of the first bombshells in "Fire and Fury" claimed that Trump goes to McDonald's so much because he can't be poisoned there due to how fast food is prepared (which certainly gives dementia more credence).

The part where Jennifer Garner hits on the 12-year-old probably couldn’t happen now, but it kills me every time.

I saw a video of her last month where she and Kathy Griffin were parading around in bikinis while a bunch of gay men hooted and hollered. More of her INDEED.

I loved her Puma x Fenty line. Last summer I had an existential crisis because a 30-year-old male should not be wearing a Puma crop top and peek-a-boo athletic pants. Best Pride outfit ever.

A woman came into my work a few years ago and I asked what brought her to town. She hesitated and then said that she was bringing her son to rehab. After exchanging awkward smiles, she said, "It's okay. Our secrets keep us sick."

I read today that in the 1980's, WaPo columnist Richard Cohen was going to identify Mark Felt as Deep Throat, and Bernstein totally bluffed and was all "omg you can't, I can't tell you who it is but it's NOT him" and that totally worked.