It has to do with there being a tie. There are EIGHT in Comedy Supporting Actress!

GLOW premieres in the summer, so only Season 1 is eligible. I was still bummed not to see Brie and Maron.

I watched it twice already and cried both times.

Hell, Alexis WON last year in the Guest Actress category!

I get that - I lost 15 pounds in the midst of major mental health issues. When strangers ask how I did it, “I went fucking crazy” isn’t what they want to hear.

Neve Campbell was practically my beard in fifth and sixth grade (I couldn't possibly be gay! I love Neve!) I still think of her longingly like a first wife.

Only having seen the film GONE GIRL (adapted by Flynn), I thought there was almost a satirical bent to it, particularly with Missi Pyle’s Nancy Grace character, the woman getting a selfie with Ben Affleck like he's a celebrity, and the mistress as a naive Amber Frey type. But maybe that kind of thing translates better…

The gays! She played LA and Minneapolis Pride last month (I was at the latter and my seventh grade self was very happy for me).

In the ‘90s, Wink Martindale hosted a show called ”Debt” with the same concept, only not specifically for student loans.

My Love is Your Love never gets any credit (song and album!). I saw Sandra Bernhard’s show last fall and she sang at the end. I was floored.

The surprise duos are my favorite things about large ensemble shows. Desperate Housewives often utilized that to great effect.

I would argue that Mo’nique herself won on merit — she swept the Globes, SAG and Oscars, and when she won the third, said “Thank you for realizing it’s not about the politics.” She skipped every OTHER critics’ awards show, but won most of them anyway. Anna Kendrick said to Entertainment Weekly, “I can’t think of a…

Her match with Gail Kim where they fight all over the arena is one of the best women's matches of that era. I'm also amazed that she is able to convincingly play such a kind, self-effacing character.

There’s a great episode of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List where Kathy gets a guest spot on Law and Order: SVU, realizes she hasn’t done that kind of television in over a decade, and absolutely biffs it on the first day of taping (she ends up getting an impromptu acting lesson from Liza Minnelli, an option not…

After D-List, she had a talk show that Cohen cancelled after two seasons. It vacillated between hilarious and terrible. However, it was legitimately LIVE and she was able to book great guests.

But she did not stand there, America. She wiggled!

I went to a corgi race last year at the local track where they do horse races and IT WAS EVERYTHING

Oooooh! My current crush is sexually ambiguous and wants me to visit him for Pride weekend. But it will be expensive! My mother will kill me! And he looks like a 2002 Abercrombie & Fitch bag!

Movie star versions: Paul Walker and Channing Tatum. I walked ten miles to the Cineplex to see “Step Up” because my mom wouldn’t let my unlicensed teenage self take the car. MEANEST. MOM. EVER.

Yes! If you live in a state with voter suppression laws, find ways to register people NOW.